Last week I took the week off for Friday Coffee Chat because BlogFest was starting and I was a participant. Jennifer at Girls Gone Reading did a fantastic post about authors that are overblown and overexposed. It created some good discussion and if you haven’t read it, I definitely recommend dropping by her blog to read and comment on it. Of course, I had a lot to say about it!
This week Jennifer is talking about women in literature and how they seem to always fall into certain stereotypes in her post, Just Half a Girl. I know almost everyone has an opinion about that so make sure you check out her post!
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This week I want to talk about those books that you abhorred so much that you a) thought they were a waste of paper, b) thought they were too bad to even give away to a friend, and/or c) left you questioning how the book got published in the first place.

- Arya -- He has an elf character named Arya. So does George R.R. Martin in his Song of Ice and Fire series that was published seven years earlier.
- Lord of the Rings -- Oh there are so many names here that it’s just annoying. How about The Lonely Mountain, The Grey Folk, Elessari (Elessar in LotR) to name just a few.
- The similarities in storyline or unique elements in other books by other authors--Earthsea and Pern I thought were VERY similar in some ways and on another site someone said that David Eddings work was also plagiarized.
A lot of people say that Paolini was so young when he published the book that it is a feat in and of itself for him to create such a work. Does that give him a pass? Hmmm...not in my book because last time I checked, you could be thrown out of college for plagiarism. Why does it not work the same in high school? Yeah, I don't buy it. Paolini gets a big thumbs down and a razzberry from me. Luckily, I borrowed this book so I didn’t have to throw it in the fireplace.

These two books obviously have an audience. There are 149 reviews of Web of Debt on Amazon.com--128 of which gave the book 5 stars. Some people in my group even enjoyed the book as did my Dad who thought it was excellent. As far as Eragon goes, Christopher Paolini is bathing in a shower that shoots out $100 bills so plenty of people have obviously loved his book. Still, I was so upset after I read these two books (as you can see in my description of them) that I could never, ever in good conscience send these books on to someone else.
So my question for this week’s Friday Coffee Chat is:
Have you ever had such a negative visceral reaction to a book you threw it away or refused to pass it on to someone else (or made a pretty arts and crafts project out of it)?
If so, let us know why OR tell me why you think I am way off base for refusing to pass on certain books that other people might actually enjoy.
Reese M. · 758 weeks ago
Yeah, you read that right.
I understand by admitting that I have not finished the book that it might be a tad disingenuous for me to declare it "not worth the paper it's printed on". But hear me out.
I know many women who LOVED this book. It's not a best-seller for nothing. It definitely hit a nerve with many women, propelling it to extreme success for Elizabeth Gilbert, culminating in the movie released not long ago.
I wanted to like this book so, so badly. My sister had sent me her copy ages ago, declaring that I "had to" read it. But it sat on my shelf for roughly three years. I picked it up a few months back, thinking that I could read the book and then see the movie for compare/contrast purposes. I figured if nothing else, it would make for a great piece on my blog.
Let me tell you, the Elizabeth Gilbert portrayed in the pages of Eat, Pray, Love just got under my skin from the very beginning. There are several reasons why I feel like I had such an immediate visceral reaction to it. I had experienced some very traumatic things in my own relationship with my husband in the last two years or so. There were times that I was that woman crying on the bathroom floor because I didn't know what else to do. But the difference between me and Liz? I put significant work into facing my situation head-on and I slowly put my life back together. Well that, and I didn't have a publisher willing to finance a trip so I could find myself. But I'll get to that.
I hated (hated!) how she handled the demise of her marriage. Let me be clear, it was her choice to end her marriage, and I don't necessarily disagree with her decision to leave. That's what makes it her life and not mine. But I was so turned off by the almost teenager-like behavior (obsessive behavior towards her boyfriend) and general dramatic nature of her description of her depression. She didn't behave like an adult and talk to her husband and end her marriage responsibly. No, she left and then had the gall to be pissed off that he wouldn't let her "go" easily. Now, I'm sure he behaved abominably on his own, but it doesn't give her a pass to act like such a self-involved, dramatic kid.
Plus, the whole concept of her "finding herself" lost it's honesty when she outright admitted that she sold the concept of the book before she left. It would have been easier for me to overlook what I would consider to be simple personality flaws if I had felt that her self-discovery had happened sans payoff beforehand. It's hard for me to root for someone who basically said "I got paid to discover who I am". Please.
And sure, I can fully admit that part of my nasty reaction to the book is pure, unadulterated jealousy. I would have LOVED to get away to "find myself" in the midst of my own trauma. But I am not a writer...and I don't have a publishing company or an agent.
I know that there had been questions awhile back about whether or not women who were happily married reacted differently to the book in comparison with single women. Maybe single women more often didn't like the book. I don't know. I'm in the minority not only because I fall into a group who is happily married, but survived a crisis in my own marriage. And I am also aware that I am part of a minority of people that either didn't like the book or couldn't stand to finish it. I only got to India with Liz...and then I gave up.
But hey, to those of you who loved it...more power to you. Not. My. Cup. Of. Tea.
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Rikki 49p · 758 weeks ago
As for my book that is not worth the paper, that would be The Da Vinci Code. Actually it is interchangeable with Angels & Demons and for me it was rather the latter, since I read The Da Vinci Code first. But basically The Da Vinci Code was plagiarism in its highest form since the author plagiarized himself. I don't know why nobody else ever complains about this but the two books are EXACTLY the same story, just another chick and another location. How Brown could have the guts to write the same book twice and how the publisher had the nerve to publish it and how the readership did not acknowledge that is beyond me. When I read Angels & Demons (after The Da Vince Code) I was appalled.
If someone else plagiarizes you it might possibly be considered flattering, but he just wrote the same book twice with some more controversial theories thrown in for good measure (probably to distract from the similarities to the first Langdon book).
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@gemzina · 758 weeks ago
Another terrible book was Traci Harding's Ancient Future. It was one of the books where I felt myself saying "how convenient" all the time. Like "how convenient" the main character knew tae kwon doe when she traveled through time, "how convenient" her father was a history professor and "how convenient" she could speak and ancient form of Welsh. I almost want to read the other books in the series (yes she was published more than once) to see if it can become any more ridiculous.
I enjoy stories with rich well thought out characters. I want to read a book and wish I had the authors talent and imagination. Not think that I could write a better book myself.
lrpresley 92p · 758 weeks ago
So, my horrible books list -
Can I just be in the minority here and talk about how horrible Wolf Hall is? Seriously, I lost the story/characters at least twice a page while I attempted to get through that book. 100 pages in I threw it down in disgust. There was no way I was getting through it and figuring out, yet again, who "he" was.
Blindness by Jose Saramago was another one. It read like a really badly edited english assignment.
Here's what I don't get - what these authors do is against everything we're taught when it comes to grammar and story-writing mechanics. Yet.. somehow.. these techniques are labeled as "brilliant" and they win awards. I don't get these books and I think that's the case with a lot of people, but many of them are afraid to SAY they don't get it.
Me, I just toss them across the room!
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amymckie 73p · 758 weeks ago
Most of the books I really hated have huge followings too (see yesterday's post on my blog - LOL). In all seriousness though, some books I really dislike and question the huge cult-like following for:
Wings by Aprilynne Pike
Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert
The Vampire Diaries series (especially the new ones) by L.J. Smith
Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I just want to say really? What? Huh? Confused! But ALL of those books are loved by so many people, so I guess I can rag all I want :D
Oh, and can I mention quickly - Nicholas Sparks and James Patterson? HEHE
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caitieflum 32p · 758 weeks ago
I wouldn't say that Twilight is a waste of paper. I hate it. I hate what girls CAN take out of it (most don't but some do). But it DID get lots of teens to pick up a book. And I am hoping that they pick up more that are better and have better messages (maybe The Hunger Games?), so i cannot hate it too much.
That said, as someone in the industry, I can't say any book that makes money is a waste of paper because without those blockbusters that annoy some of us to no end, the amazing books that are mid list or lose money but are our favorites would never be published.
@ratsinabag · 758 weeks ago
I guess for younger readers, Eragon is a good book - they who haven't read LOTR or much other fantasy - it is a good introduction so there is that. And when you're young reading should be fun. So I guess it isn't all bad.
For me, one of my most hated books is The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold. Spoilers follow....
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The writing was... pseudo literary - in other words an author trying too hard to sound deep and meaningful. Her use of similes and metaphors was laughable - buttering toast with her tears and eyes popping out like olives.
Still, that wasn't what I hated about the book. It was still mildly interesting and short so I read it to the end. What I hated was that she possessed her friend and then raped her by proxy by getting her to have sex with someone without her permission. The character didn't seem bothered by this, but just because the author (who is God when it comes to writing their own book so she could have described aliens coming out her arse and tried to make it fit in) doesn't make it acceptable. The whole story floated around somewhere which made it simply an 'ish' book - but top it off with such a hypocritical view on morality (ironic considering the author's own experiences) and it just made me snort in disbelief and disgust. Even without that, the book was not worth the hype.
@ratsinabag · 758 weeks ago
The Summer Garden by Paulina Simons is the 3rd book in The Bronze Horseman trilogy. Very basically, she wrote the first two books with the intention of ending it there. In fact, the end of the second book it was pretty clear by the epilogue what she envisioned as their ending. Instead, she decided to come back and write a third book entirely different from what she described at the end of the second.
Boring, badly written and an obvious case of an author whose lost it creatively trying to milk her most successful book to death, ruining the characters and making them hateful people. I got about 400 or so pages in which was basically the same thing happening over and over again. It could have been a decent story actually, but instead she ruined it. There was no plot, no plan it was just a very long book of complete and utter dribble. I would recommend The Bronze Horseman to you, and the sequel Tatianna and Alexander but by all means DO NOT READ THE THIRD BOOK it is complete and utter bullshit and that is putting it politely.
Diana Gabaldon is another with a chronic case of author diarrhoea. When will these people just learn to STFU already? The first 4 books were bloody brilliant - excellent, 100% recommend. 5th book... 300-400 pages of NOTHING running around in bushes and nursing babies and sex but after 4 doorstopper books the sex is no longer interesting. And from what I have heard of the most recent book... well let's just say I'm glad I've given up on the series.
I hate that, I absolutely hate it when you get into a great series and hit the wall running. I would say that book 5 was a mammoth waste of paper. It's 1300 pages long and could probably be summarised in four words. Complete and Utter Rubbish. Finish the series before your readers get fed up of it! Quit rambling on just for the sake of rambling. Get on wiv it! Arrrghhhh!!!
The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan - what with this and Diana Gabaldon it's one of the reasons I stay clear of long series because I hate hitting walls running. I got up to book 5 in this one and ugh boring. It'd be okay if they weren't all about 1000 pages long but I'm not forcing myself through 1000 pages of shit writing with nothing happening, so I didn't and I dumped that series unfortunately. I wonder perhaps if I regret that decision but I tried getting into that 5th book for ages. I tried and tried and tried again but couldn't do it and I had pretty much eaten the other ones whole. It kinda burnt me on fantasy as well, to be honest.
Ironically Robert Jordan went and died before completing the series. Had he found out where his Delete button was that might not have been the case.
And a final book I hate: For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemmingway.
Oh dear. Dull dull dull people in a cave moaning moaning moaning. Give me strength. Gave up on that half way through.
I think that completes the list of books I hate. I did give them all to charity though, others might enjoy them I guess, whom'm I to say they won't? I don't really understand how anyone could like any of the books above but eh. Just a waste of paper throwing it away.
I don't think they're all bad books - some just made me mad, some made me so bored I lost the will to live. Some I just do not see the point in them being written. Most maddening are books - like with Gabaldon and Jordan, that start off good.
Nowadays I chuck a book before I really get close to hating it. The last book I chucked was The Darker Domain by Val McDermid because it was just... plain and dull. Nothing. No characters worth remembering, storyline was going no where, writing was trying too hard and colourless. I've passed it to mum, see if she likes it.
Some books just ain't worth the bother, who cares? Bah.
Bella · 758 weeks ago
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lavenderlines 20p · 758 weeks ago
I read all of the Gargoyle but hated pretty much every minute of it.
Sarah · 758 weeks ago
Another book was Anne Bishop's "Pillars of the World." I read the whole book (a feat in and of itself) and had a hard time even giving it one star. The only reason I did give it one star was because I thought the author should have been given props for finding that many words to fill that many pages. It's sad, because I LOVE her "Black Jewels Trilogy."
There are some books I think are detrimental to society because they are so terrible, thus it is a service to get rid of the damn things.
And, for my humorous aside, I guess Brandon Sanderson, Chris Paolini and Patrick Rothfuss got together at ComicCon for dinner and had some discussion about their books wherein Paolini said that in is first draft Eragorn was really named Kevin and Rothfuss replied with "In my first draft, Kvothe was really a pink lesbian unicorn" or something along those lines.
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scrabblequeen 40p · 758 weeks ago
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chewdigest 47p · 758 weeks ago
The Lovely Bones, everyone loved it and I disliked it with a passion. I can't even remember exactly why anymore.
Water: The Epic Struggle for Wealth, Power, and Civilization by Stephen Soloman would have been more aptly subtitled The history of water and everything it ever touched, from the moment it was created until that last drop left in your glass an hour ago.
I never even bothered to pick up Eat, Pray, Love because the whole premise was asinine in my mind. Wouldn't we all love to be paid to get run away from our lives to sort things out? Doh! Where do I sign up?
See what you started here?
Oh, one more. Living Organized by Sandra Felton. That woman better hope that I never meet her face to face. I just might forget that I am a lady and slap her back into the decade where she belongs. Anyone that bemoans with a pure husband, wondering why his wife doesn't take enough pride in herself to clean up her house is a waste of paper. She should be reminding him that a marriage is a team and that his arms aren't broken. Then maybe she could write a manual for men on how to do their own laundry or clean a toilet.
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gone202 16p · 758 weeks ago
I do need to say that I COMPLETELY agree with you about Eragon. I don't read a lot of fantasy, as you know, but I even thought he was copying while I was reading. You are dead on about this. He is/was home schooled so I felt like his rich parents knew someone in publishing and just published this plagiarized book. (PS-I have no idea if he is rich, just that the book was annoying)
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